A couple of weeks ago, as I was preparing a Young Women lesson on Scripture Study, I fell asleep while reading my scriptures (and got a big spot of green ink on my sheets from my scripture marking pen)
Sometimes I go so long in between vacuuming my carpet that my kids' hair picks up little pieces of debris when they're playing around on the floor.
I justify buying junk food (like Easy Mac) by the fact that I got it for free. As if that makes it any healthier.
A week ago, my son cut his own hair with his scissors. Unfortunately it really doesn't look all that different from when I cut it myself.